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Star Trek: Why the odd numbered films suck

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buy soma online Here’s where it all began cinematically for Kirk, Spock et al and boy, did it kick-off the odd-numbered film myth in poor style. It’s essentially a below-average episode of one of the original TV series episodes, but with a feature-length running time. The novelty of seeing the gang back together in widescreen and looking a bit bulkier in widescreen in their Starfleet uniforms, wears off quickly as the turgid story about a threatening energy cloud (standard Star Trek TV show plot device) plods on in an entirely dull fashion. This is not a good start at all.

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http://www.bigleaguekickball.com/about/ Soma without doctor rx Here’s where, in our humble opinion (and feel free to disagree), the odd-numbered myth starts to fragment slightly. Because Insurrection is actually not awful. It feels like a Next Generation two-parter, but that’s not at all a bad thing. In fact, this is probably the only one of the TNG film series that feels closest to the show’s spirit and ethos. It was slower-paced and much more thoughtful in it’s character development, but given it had to follow on from the fun rollicking action of First Contact, it probably came across as somewhat dull. Which is a shame, as we like to think that Insurrection offers some of Patrick Stewart’s best work as Jean-Luc. This one’s definitely worth an away team revisit.

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Buy Soma without prescription on sale Which us brings us to rebootrequel territory and J.J. Abrams giving  birth to the franchise all over again, thanks to every sci-fi writers favourite go-to gimmick: good old time travel. It’s a gutsy move to go back to the now legendary original characters and recast them all, but Abrams just about manages to pull it off. Star Trek is fast-paced, fun and entertaining. It also combines some of the geeky pleasures of the original and updates it for the new generation of fans. However, the caveat to this is that maybe, just maybe, it’s no longer that same Star Trek that we grew up with. Which is fine, as we completely understand that if the Trek franchise was ever going to continue, it needed a fresh lick of paint to appeal to new audiences. But still, it’s always going to feel like something from the original show was lost a little bit in the teleportation.

 

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And now, we’re bang up to Stardate and Star Trek Beyond is the third in the new era series and the thirteenth Trek film in total. Has the myth of the odd-numbered films finally been busted, or will Beyond set phasers to overdone and pull the myth kicking and screaming from the grave, like they did with Spock at least one time too many? Time will tell we guess. Or it would, if we knew which bloody time it was in the Star Trek universe these days.

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Joel Harvey is a writer and shameless geek . He likes to break your fourth wall. Follow him on Twitter @complexpond.

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